40 years of High School Graduate ;) 1954 till 1994

Hi People, today I have been through this site Year Book and I found it so cool that I need to share it with you. What can u do with this site, well, u upload one of your pic and u can have a pic of you on this American Graduate Book that they give to student every year. Starting from the 50' till 90'. So here it goes, don t laugh too much and tell me which year u prefer ;)

Promotion 1954:
Yeah I don t think this one is my best shot, obviously i m not from this promotion ;)

Promotion 1956:

Wow, what kind of haircut is it? 1956?

Promotion 1958:
With that kind of haircut and outfit i m sure everybody in the promo was looking pretty old!

Promotion 1960:
Glasses? Really? Do I have to comment more on that?

Promotion 1964:
Again Glasses? Outfit a bit better then ;)

Promotion 1978:
Haha, nice! My favorite one, I could be a good looking black lady ;)

Promotion 1982:
That s a very interesting type of hair cut... i m wondering how she made it, maybe a salad bowl on top of her hair then using a brush to move up the front!!!!

Promotion 1984:
Curly hair with big volume!!!!

Promotion 1994:
I am not sur I was looking like that in 994 though ;)
Now make up ur mind and tell me which one u prefer and y?

un tagged...what s coming next....

Ok, so my Department of Creativity is not on strike but as it is a French Creativity i m only working under the 35 hours / per week ;) So, because i still want to post something, probably because i m bored i ll post the tag i found on Ankur s blog. It is time for u to be honest, well i don t accept the anonymous comment ;) but u can still try to be franc ;D and please do answer these questions in the comments ;D

Here are the questions:

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. Something I have and YOU want?
4. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
5. Describe me in one word.
6. What was your first impression of me?
7. Do you still think that way about me now?
8. What reminds you of me?
9. If you could give me anything what would it be?
10. How well do you know me?
11. How do you see me in the future?
12. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't
13. Are you going to post this in your blog and see what I say about you?

Now that i m done with this tag, I m tagging --xh-- because he is desperately looking for a tag and Renu, as for the others, be me guest, take it if u want to ;)

So what s coming next for me:

- tartiflette/poker night on friday: yeah people i m having a tartiflette, french dish made with melting cheese, potatoes, onions and lardon, one of the best dish to get during the winter season with some good wine, friends and a poker tournement to finish the night ;)


- my 21st moves is gonna happened in less than 2 weeks now. 21 times in 28 year, i m sure i ll in the Guinness Record at some point ;)
- 35 days from now and I ll be in France for Xmas, my Gus I am so LOOKING forward u have no idea people, being with the family, giving/receiving gifts/hugs, having great food and wine!!!

That s it for now u People take care ;)

Monday Morning/Evening Jokes 7

Welcome to the 7th edition of the Monday Morning Jokes which became lately the Monday Evening Jokes ;) but hey, u still have it on monday right! Maybe not in Australia though, but anyway here are the jokes....

Gardening:
One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass".
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can''t afford a thing to eat."
So the layer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The layer said, "You''re going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."


A man with a peg leg, hook hand and... :
A man with a peg leg, hook hand and an eye patch went to apply to be a pirate.
Interviewer: How did you get that peg leg?
Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.
Interviewer: How did you get that hook?
Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.
Interviewer: What about your eye patch?
Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.
Interviewer: And that put your eye out?
Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.

That's A Buncha Bull
A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside, only to find that where was a six-week waiting list to get to eat the loser's balls. So he signed up and came back six weeks later. When he got his meal, there were two teeny, teeny balls on his plate. He called the waiter over to complain.
"I've waited six weeks for bull balls. What are these?"
"Sir," the waiter said, "the bull doesn't always lose."


The video of the day: have u heard of ventriloquist?
I came across a video in youtube, man these guys are brilliant, how can they do that inside their mouth I don t understand, they said they practice for years and years but man i wish i can do that for fun! Let me introduce u Jeff Dunham and Peanut, so funny, this guy also have Achmed the dead terrorist and the old granpa Walter very funny too!!!!



There is also some other very funny ventriloquist like Kevin Johnson with Mathilda and Clyde, or an excellent ventriloquist and his puppet so him are incredibly good singer like this one doing Etta James! Tery Fator and Emma Taylor
Have a good week ahead u People!

How about some honesty?

NB: Note for those who read that post already, I changed the first video (it was not the correct, so watch it again ;) It is worth it! And wait for the 'Ohhh that hurts'
I am an ordinary woman, there is nothing fancy about me, i am not a Genius, nor a Top model, i am just a simple person, with simple taste and I believe i have a pretty good self judgment, well maybe sometimes I see me worst than I am, which is better so I am less disappointed ;)

But there is some people who does not have that self judgment, or if they have it, they are probably over estimate themselves.... way over the top.

Today, a friend of mine sent me a video called Scarlet takes a tumbles, now the thing u need to know before watching this video is, she uploaded this video herself on youtube. I don t know her, what is she doing in her life but i m sure of one thing, she knows how to make a mockery of herself. I don t say it is a bad thing, I, myself, can say that I'm pretty good at doing it to myself, but I m doing it on purpose, she did not, she did not even think that this video could have been seen 3 000 000 times!!!!!
The video is 5min long, but you can start watching at 2.45 min, cause before that she basically sings, in front of her pc, go to remove her socks, change shoes (very exciting).
Now the funny part starts, when she decides to go up on the small table, now by the noise of the table and the average size of this girl, even myself I would not have done that. But hey, that s her choice, now see for yourself. If you are at work u might laugh louder than usual so be aware of it ;)



Now, she is not the only one, some people are worst than that. I m talking about those who think that their vocal chords are a gift of God, or a Divinity... my Gus! I m saying WTF? Either u don t have any friends nor family cause nobody ever told u that when u are singing u SUCK BIG TIME, or your family is too nice with u and encouraged u to apply for American Idol and in that case, I feel sorry for u because u were raised in a dumb family or simply ur friends are not really ur friends, and they re just trying to encourage u to make fun of u, but for God sake what the hell!!!
When u hear people saying just before they sing: 'Well u know, I think i can be the next american idol, because I have a pretty good voice' 'Get a life man!' It is good to have self confindence, but it is sick to have an OVER self confidence like, most of thime these people are loosers, with loosy job, and they re coming wearing the worst Crime of Fashion outfit!!!
This girl is 27... and she looks 40, she came with her mum, and sometimes u know, when u say that u look like ur parents well in that case it s pretty much true. And u can see that the anchorman is soooo making fun of her but she does not get it. When he asked her, 'What do think of ur look?' and she replied 'I m sexy' 'Really girl!!!!! I mean? seriously ?????' And what song she s gonna sing u may ask 'Don t cha' from the Pussycats.


I don t know if u remember how the Pussycat dolls look but when u look at her, singing something sexy, dancing like I was dancing the Chickens Dance when I was 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at it:






If you are looking for The Vulgare Girl with flashy sparkling top and shoes, white skirt so short that it looks like a belt u can see it here, her name is Rhonetta ;) And the worst thing is, every time I heard these dumb ass saying 'oh yeah I can be the next American Idol' or 'I can compete with J.Lo' or stuff like that and u sing like crap, even myself I can sing better!!!! U don t need American Idol u need a Psychiatric my girl! Really I mean it!

Now to finish with this post I have to put the video of 'Ken Lee', I think she is from Turkey, it s Turkey Idol or whatever, and well when u re not speaking in ur native language is pretty tough right, and I remember when I was a teenager I was singing an english song the 'yoghurt way' and what is the yoghurt way, it s basically when u don t speak the language, u only hear it, and u re trying to sing it based on what u heard!


And most of the time it does not sounds good... so when u decide to apply for Music Idol ... PICK A SONG in your own NATIVE LANGUAGE u idiot!!!! Specially if u dont speak that language, and buy a friend to help u find a nice dress! But u know what, it s like this Asian guy William Hung who became famous by singing so bad that people like it! The worst u are, the famous u can become, but most of the time... it does not last long!




Have a good weekend ahead u People ;) And don t apply to Music Idol before consulting me, I m worst than Simon ;)

Monday Evening Jokes 6

Here is a late version of the 6th edition of the Monday Morning Jokes, let s call it the Monday Evening Jokes, been busy at work sorry ;(
Let s make it short, here are the jokes ... Enjoy!

Breast feeding?
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is under weight! You don't have any milk."
"I know,"she said, "I'm his grandmother, but I'm glad I came."


Little Nancy's Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?"
"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your stupid cat."


The Local Strip Club
Because Dave works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or playing basketball at the gym, his wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets them and says, ''Hey, Dave! How ya doin?'' His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before. ''Oh no,'' says Dave. ''He's on my bowling team.''
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, ''You must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser.'' ''No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with them.'' A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Dave. ''Hi, Davey,'' she says, ''Want your usual table dance?''
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.
The cabby turns his head and says, ''Looks like you picked up a real doozie this time, Dave!''


The Monday Evening Video:... still Russell Peters... white parenting ;)

Need some fun?

It is not a MMJ, but more a series of pics I took on my last day in LA or mini stories I got recently. Before i took about LA I went to Dublin city center today, initially to see the latest James Bond no sorry the latest Hems Bond :D


but i missed the show because I shop, i know, but when i m depressed my best friend is my credit card. So I bought some fruits, have to be healthy sometimes right, then i bought the season of House, apparently it s good and my personal Xmas gift, I know I already have one ipod video, 2 shuffle but i bought the flashy purple new super cool ipod because he looks good ;)

then OMG i m so super happy i found...... some KIRI, does anybody knows what KIRI is, well it is cheese the 'Laughing Cow' or 'La Vache Qui Rit' as we say in French, but Kiri is even better because there is more cream and so it s more yummy. And where did i find it u may ask? in an Indian shop yes between tikka massala spices and chapati ;)
Then I bought a suitcase, not just any suitcase, the 4 wheels hard cover suitcase, to survive against the Irish rain and poor infrastructure of the streets or airports ;) On my way back home, i saw on the street so many strange people. There was this group of young 'adult' women, apparently nobody told them that Halloween was last week, maybe it was a Bachelorette party, I saw two Cow girls (bitch they stole my costume), one Cow boy/girl, one Pink Navy girl, wearing the shortest dress ever with no jacket under that cold weather... simply crazy... anyway.

Now let s talk about LA, I went to Hollywood recently, and as u know or u re might not know, everything in USA is bigger and apparently they don t have any problem with it, and it s better to advertise it... Live larger, if u don t read the underline, how do u understand it? Getting fat is not a problem? Really?

They seem to have the bigger the better right, size of Jeans, make it bigger! Though I like this ads, it looks cool, like a real jeans ;)
The entire city center is covered by big ads from clothes, to new movies or series, ipod, everything, I don t know how much does it cost but since the road, or expressway are everywhere well u need
to see the ads from there right, so the higher the better, the bigger the merer. The corona beer ads was very nice too. How cool it is to wake up every morning, open ur windows and look at the right u see the corona, down left the lemon with blue sky and the see... niiiiiice.



I went to Venice beach, where supposedly Baywatch was supposed to roll, though I haven t seen Mitch Buchannon or whatever his name spelled nor Pamela Anderson, nor any women in bikini doing some roller skates on the street, it is a myth, well it was apparently too early in the morning to see that, for what I heard ;) So instead I took this pic:D Hot Dogs 1$, where? In the bin trash? LOL they could have put the bin somewhere else not underneath the ad, it s a Marketing Crime ;D





Then I went to Hollywood, yeah, did I see some stars? Nope, Nope at all.


But I saw some movies celebrities like the old time famous Marilyn Monroe and Charlie Chaplin, though Marilyn Monroe was less sexy and more older than the original one

I thought I will assist to a fight between two batmans:
Batman 1: WTF are u doin here, It s my day today, my corner, u re supposed to be on Rodeo Drive get out of here
Batman 2: F@#$$ u, i m the ONLY Batman u re the fake one, i m the original one, I have the costume from Batman 1
Fortunately Superman was here to separate them! Man I don t know how could they stand all day here with that heat cause it was hot, wearing that much of costume!!!! And that Superman, u d better be extremely confident about ur masculinity to be wearing that red underpants and blue tights!
Then to finish, I pass by the walk of fame and I saw this star:
Man, what the hell the parents were thinking, or it is a name he picked when becoming famous, why 'Dick' , was this 'name' did not have a double sense before?
Ok I checked wikipedia and he was born Richard Ewing "Dick" Powell without at the beginning of the 20th century so i m guessing that name did not have a double sense before I truly hope!!!!
Anyway, this is it for today, I hope the Blogville is getting better, and u People, take care!
C.

Meet....Frenchy Cuty aka Rainboy aka Vivky ;)

Today has been a very f@#$% day at some point I was so close to give my resigning letter, quit the job, pack my dozen of bags and get the hell out of here, of course, 2min later I thought that if i m going back to France without a job by taking an out of the blues decision like that my parents would have seriously damaged my royal arse. So the reasons y I came back is

- reading my blues is not always funny and I can understand that some people don t like it, that s y I create a private blog WIMPO: Whining In My Private Outlet where i can vent out half french half english on my own where nobody will be aware of it, it does not mean that from time to time there won t be a grumpy post from me still...

- my second reason is because of special People, who helped me a LOT during these bloody down days, so ladies first, I d like to thanks:

Keshi for the nice and motivating emails, friendly help and last super cool and funny post she made on her blog, if u haven t read it yet, it is time to do so.

Now Cute men:

Hems, my sweet sweet Tall and almost Confident sweetheart, for all the time u spend with me by chat.

And the last one, I know he s not gonna be happy because I m thanking him, but he s one getting interviewed today my dear Frenchy cuty, u might ask y i m calling him French Cuty, it s because of the picture, he looks to cute with his French beret ;) And today I thought it will be day without laugh at all but he asked me to watch videos of Russel Peters and man that was funny, i laughed so much, i can t thanks him enough for that (see video at the end of the post, if u did not fall a sleep in the middle of that HUGELY long post ;)

Now, let's move on to the interview, shall we?

Which is your favorite genre of movies ? (Comedy/ Romance/Suspense/Action/Horror)
Action movies. These movies can be watched over and over again, unlike comedies were you can watch it 5 times then you can't watch it for another year or else it will be lame!

If you could have a lunch with 1 people (real or fictitious/ from any time period, dead or alive) , which one would you choose and why?
It’s only Swami Vivekananda. I choose him coz I am so like him …It’s in my nature to test something thoroughly before accepting it. Anyways if given a chance I would like to have breakfast and dinner too.

Which is your most cherished childhood memory?
My most cherished memories of childhood are the days that I spent with my cousins in the hills of Himalayas. Every year in my summer vacation they would visit us and i would go to hills where their Dad was posted. The cottage by the river ,the hot tea,those badminton matches it’s like yesterday to me.
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If given a complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why?
I would be a Gymnast. I just feel that I would have done great.

If given a choice to skip work for a day, how would you spend the entire day?
Sleeping and dreaming.

Which is your favorite time of the day, are you a morning person or a night person?
I am a Vampire,that should answer this question.

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
Kicking the door of college Director at 3 a.m.,I was not caught and some innocent chaps got suspended for 3 days.

Name one person whom you love the most and one person whom you hate the most?
I love my mother the most.
I hate only one person and I hate to even take his name.
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If you could be any cartoon character, who would you be?
Mickey mouse

In case you and I were going out and we had a fight. How would you try to patch things up?
I would make you eat Chocolates ..coz they produce feelings of elation, even ecstasy. Then I would explain to you where u were wrong. lol
[Personally, it won t work with chocolate dear but u can try with cheese ;)]

Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings?
She was my classmate in 9th standard. Before I could tell her.she left the school.

If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want to survive?
Surviving guide for dummies on a lonely beach.
Swiss army knife
Shoes
Satellite Internet connection
Laptop

What’s your favorite thing to do on a rainy day?
Sipping coffee,watching the rain,wishing for her.

What’s your favorite smell?
Smell of earth after rain ;)


What’s your favorite cereal?
Oat meal

Are you a window person or an aisle person?
When I have my first flight I hope I will find out.

What is your favorite quotation?
“Change the rules on what controls you and you will change the rules on what you can control.”

Stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
Used it like a hammer to put a nail in the wall.

What color was your refrigerator growing up?
Grey..what kinda question is this???

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be in Air Force.

First thing you wash in the shower?
My shoulders

Nervous habits?
whistling

If you could possess any superpower, what would it be?
Time control

what do u think about the Section 377 of the Indian Penal Code?
India ain’t shining that much as you think.This is just another stupid law and it violates right to equality.



If you could describe yourself in 3 words, what would they be?
Atheist
Elegant
Arrogant
[And he is single by the way ;)]

If you could hire any actor to portray you in a movie, who would you chose?
Tom Cruise

If u were me, which question would u ask urself and what will be the answer? Q.What are your worst fears?
A. Losing my family,not living up to my expectations.

Which blogger from my blogroll should I interview the next time?
Keshi

So Keshi, if you are up to, you re the next on the line as per Rainboy request ;)
No to finish that long post here is the video how was talkin about, hope u will laugh too ;)